Appendix-F: The Official Guide to Not Reading the Appendices

Welcome, reader! Congratulations, you've finally made it to Appendix-F, the part of the manual that's been holding you back.

In this section, we'll cover the really interesting stuff. The parts that don't matter. The bits nobody ever reads.

• Appendix A: The Table of Contents (You didn't need this)
• Appendix B: The Index of Things You'll Never Find Useful
• Appendix C: The Glossary of Words Nobody Uses