Phase One Appendices

Appendix 1: The Phase One Protocol

Here's the rules for Phase One.

1. Do not wear orange.
2. Do not bring a toaster.
3. Do not speak in the third person.

Got it? Good.

Appendix 2: The Phase One Prophecies

Here's some Phase One predictions.

• Tomorrow, it will be sunny outside.
• The sky will not actually be blue.
• You will forget this in two days.

Don't worry, we're sure of it.

Appendix 3: The Phase One Puzzle

Here's a puzzle for you.

What can you do with a piece of cheese that has no legs?

Appendix 4: The Phase One Portal

Go here if you solved it.