As we embark on this perilous journey, we must first confront the daunting task of making a decision. A decision so bold, so reckless, so utterly right. For in Phase One, we will face the unrelenting resolve of our fearless leader, Zorvath, who has decreed that we must choose between two equally terrible options.
Option A: The Great Wall of Bureaucracy - a behemoth of red tape, a fortress of formlessness, and a prison of pointless paperwork.
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prophets of the ancient art of Option B: Extreme Irony, a path fraught with danger, despair, and an existential dread of purposelessness.We must be brave, friends. We must be brutal.
For in the end, it is not the destination that matters, but the journey. And what a journey it will be...
(Please proceed with caution. The consequences of your actions may be irreversible.)