"We, the Union, hereby declare our official acceptance of Phase 2, effective immediately."
We, the Union, have reviewed the proposals and demands presented by management. We are pleased to report that the terms have been met to our satisfaction.
Key highlights of the agreement include:
- Free donuts for all union members on Fridays
- Additional paid vacation days for all union members
- Improved ventilation in the break room
- A 10% increase in union dues
We look forward to a brighter future with management and a more comfortable working environment for all union members.