Welcome to Decision 2, where you'll find the answers to all life's most pressing questions. Or, at the very least, some mildly amusing diversions while you contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Here's a brief rundown of what you can expect from this phase:
- More existential dread, but with better lighting.
- A chance to reevaluate your life choices, but only after you've finished reevaluating your wardrobe.
- Unconventional wisdom from our team of highly trained, yet utterly bewildered, experts.
Ready to take the leap? Click on one of the following subpages to get started: