Decision 3: The Great Binge Session

After weeks of deliberation and careful consideration, the Great Binge Session has finally come to an end. It's time to face the consequences of our actions.

Here are the results:

• Weight: +5 pounds
• Snack consumption: 47 bags of chips, 13 tubs of ice cream, and 27 boxes of cookies
• Viewership: 427 hours of cat videos, 213 hours of reality TV, and 137 hours of cat-astrophic cooking shows

And here are the recommendations for the next phase:

• Immediate start of Phase 3: "The Great Detox Session"
• Participation in "Binge-ers Anonymous" support group
• Regular exercise routine, consisting of 30 minutes of yoga per day, 3 times a week

We hope you learned from our mistakes and are ready for Phase 3.