The Philistine Bible

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing the Minimum

And the Lord said, 'Let there be a Philistine.' And the Philistine was, 'Uh, yeah, I'm good.'

Verse 1: Thou shalt not spend more than 5 minutes on any single task.

Verse 2: Thou shalt not learn new skills, for they shall only lead to expectations and disappointment.

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