The Philistine Philosopher

Philistine Philosophy: The School of Thought for the Common Man

The Philistine Philosophy is a movement of thought that seeks to understand the world through the lens of the lowest common denominator.

This philosophy is based on the principles of:

Instead, it's about:

Our motto is: "We're not fancy, we're just right."

Want to learn more about our subfields?

Philistine Epistemology

Philistine Ethics

Or maybe you'd like to read our Philistine Bible?