Ontological Insecurity: The Unspoken Fear of Being Wrong

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Are you plagued by the constant worry that your existence is a mere mortal's existence? Do you fear that your thoughts, feelings, and actions are but a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time? Then you're suffering from Ontological Insecurity.

Causes of Ontological Insecurity

Excessive existential dread of being wrong about everything
Unrelenting fear of being irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
Obsessive self-doubt and analysis paralysis
Unsettling feeling of being a tiny speck of dust in the universe's vast expanse

Don't worry, it's a common affliction. Even the great philosophers suffered from it.

But fear not, for there is hope. We have treatment options and support groups available.

Note: I've used a simple and clean design to convey the seriousness and humor of the topic. The subpages linked are fictional and created for the purpose of this exercise. They would need to be created in a real-world application.