The Dodge: A Guide to Philosophical Dodge Techniques

By avoiding responsibility, you too can achieve true freedom!

Are you tired of being accountable for your actions? Do you yearn to be a master of the art of doing absolutely nothing? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to the Dodge!

The Three Principles of the Dodge:

1. 1. The art of forgetting: A masterclass in the science of forgetting important tasks, appointments, and deadlines.
2. 2. The skill of delegation: Learn how to shift the blame to your subordinates, colleagues, or family members!
3. 3. The art of procrastination: Because who needs productivity when you can just stare at cat videos all day?

Want to learn more? Visit our subpages:

• The Scapegoat: A Guide to Blaming Your Siblings
• The Evasion: A Guide to Bailing on Commitments

Remember, the key to the Dodge is to never, ever, ever, take responsibility. Don't be a hero, be a philosopher!