What's the Problem?
We specialize in treating the most irrational fears of our clients. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your fear of clowns, your fear of clowns is valid. Our treatment plans are 99.9% effective, 0.1% chance of making you worse.
Treatment Options:
- Catastrophic Therapy - A series of intense, poorly lit therapy sessions that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
- Group Therapy... with clowns
- Hypnosis... with a Twist - We'll make you think you're a chicken, but don't worry, it's not actually true.