Warning: Ring Side Effects May Be Hazardous to Your Sanity
Side effects of excessive phone hacking may include:
- Unrelenting anxiety
- Insatiable cravings for caffeine
- Uncontrollable urges to check your phone every 5 minutes
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Irreversible brain damage (just kidding, that's just a given)
Success Stories:
"I spent 12 hours on my phone and now I can recite the entire script of 'The Office' from memory. I'm basically a genius." — Ringy McRingface
"I hacked my phone so hard I forgot what day it was. Now I just pretend it's Tuesday every day." — Tuesday Tapper
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Visit our phone hacking section for more information on how to waste your life away.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our phone hacking challenges to see how many hours you can spend in a single day staring at a screen.