Techniques for the Modern Era: Scream and Cry

Practicing the Cry Face

Warning: Phone hacking is a serious business. But, let's be real, sometimes the best way to get what you want is to just scream and cry until someone gives you the Wi-Fi password.

Here are some expert tips for practicing the cry face:

• Exaggerate your emotions: The louder and more dramatic you are, the more likely you are to get what you want.
• Use the "I'm a human being, hear me roar!" technique: This involves screaming at the top of your lungs while simultaneously pounding your fists on the counter.
• The "I'm going to die" stare: Freeze in place, eyes wide with desperation, and let your phone battery die in front of you.

Remember, phone hacking is all about presentation and confidence. Practice your cry face in front of a mirror until you're a pro.

Take your skills to the next level: Advanced Techniques

Pleading Eyes: For when the scream and cry aren't working