Contacts - Because You're Interested in Bugging Eric, I Presume

Phone numbers:

• 123-456-7890 - This one works
• 987-654-3210 - Leave a message, maybe someone will pick up
• 555-555-5555 - This one's not a real number, don't bother trying

More of Eric's contact info, because you clearly have a lot to talk about

Frequently Asked Questions, because Eric gets asked a lot of stupid questions