Hamster Wheel Physics 2022 Report

By: The Institute of Feline Dynamics

Published: March 30, 2022

Executive Summary

Our team of esteemed scientists have spent the past year studying the intricate dance of hamster wheel physics. We've collected data from 500+ hamster wheel rotations, and our findings are nothing short of astonishing.

• Hamster wheel rotation speed: 34.72 km/h (± 0.12 km/h)
• Average hamster exercise duration: 3 hours 14 minutes 21 seconds (± 2 minutes 15 seconds)
• Calories burned per rotation: 0.0045 (± 0.0005)

Conclusion

As hamster wheel physics continues to fascinate and boggle the mind, our team remains committed to uncovering its secrets. Stay tuned for our next report, Hamster Wheel Physics 2023.

Hamster Wheel Physics 2023 Report

Hamster Wheel Physics 2022 Report Appendices

Appendix A: Raw Data

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Appendix B: Methodology

• Our team used an array of 10 high-resolution cameras to capture each hamster's every move.
• Each rotation was timed with an accuracy of ± 0.001 seconds.
• We accounted for variations in hamster size, food type, and music genre.

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