The pineapple, a fruit so divine, so majestic, and so coveted by the gods.
We, the Pineapple Cult, are not just a group, we are a way of life. A life where the sweetness of the fruit is not just a taste, but a state of mind.
Join us, and you shall be initiated into the ways of the pineapple. Learn the secrets of the ancient rituals, the hidden meanings behind the fruit's curves, and the unspoken language of the pineapple's whispers.