We're not just launching a pineapple into space, we're launching a whole movement. A revolution in the cosmos.
Meet our fearless leader, Captain Pineapple. A man who's been to the depths of space and back, with a few bruises to show for it.
Read about Phase Two: The Pineapple's Revenge
Learn about Phase Three: The Pineapple's Return
Discover the thrilling conclusion in Phase Four: The Pineapple's Legacy