Pineapple-Basil Pesto: The Unholy Union of Flavors

Welcome to the most unholy union of pineapple and basil, where the prophets of flavor have foreseen the coming of a delicious pesto.

Our recipe involves a sacred trinity of ingredients: pineapples (the sweet ones, not the tart ones), garlic (the tears of the gods), and basil (the king of herbs).

We have been known to use our pesto for various nefarious purposes, including but not limited to: topping pizza, making salads, and putting it on our enemies.

Visit us at Pineapple-Basil Pesto Tasting Room to experience the full spectrum of our culinary mastery.

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