Plain Jane is Bored Some

It's a lovely day outside, I'm sure. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I have nothing better to do.

Here's a list of exciting things I could be doing, but won't be:

• Watch paint dry
• Count the dust particles on my keyboard
• Try to break the world record for most hours spent on the couch
• Learn to cook a three-course meal in my mouth

Instead, I'll just sit here and contemplate the meaning of life.

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