Welcome, would-be world conqueror!
Are you tired of the mundane routine and petty squabbles over whose turn it is for the last donut in the break room? Do you dream of a world where the only law is "Do as the Overlord bids?"
We may have a place for you. Our Minion army is growing, and we need more... let's say, "dedicated" individuals like you.
As a Minion of our great and powerful Overlord, you will enjoy:
- Unlimited access to our vast network of catnip farms and snack dispensers.
- A comprehensive training program in the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.
- The satisfaction of being part of a team that will change the world... or at least, make it a better place for us.
Apply now, and receive a free "I'm with stupid" t-shirt!
Minion Application Form: Click here