Planetary Nuke Schedule

Because who needs a planet anyway?

Upcoming Nukes:

• Earth (May 1, 2024)
• Mars (January 1, 2025)
• Jupiter (June 1, 2026)
• Saturn (July 1, 2027)

Recent Nukes:

• Mercury (February 15, 2024)
• Venus (March 1, 2024)
• Neptune (June 1, 2024)

Nukes in Progress:

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated nuclear engineers are hard at work!