Welcome to Dr. Blerg's Plastic Surgery Clinic, where we'll fix your face, but not your life. Our team of expert plastic surgeons will give you the look you've always wanted, but at a price that'll make you wonder what you were thinking.
Lift Your Face - We'll take 10 years off your face and give you back a youthful glow.
Big Breasts, Big Problems - We'll give you the biggest, most unrealistic breasts this side of the equator.
Tummy Tuck, Tummy Tuck - We'll suck the fat out of your stomach, but not out of your wallet.
Blinking Mad - We'll make you look like you've had 5 hours of sleep when you actually had 3.
Don't worry, we have a Bad Credit Score to help you pay for all the things we'll break.
But wait, there's more!
Get an Implant - We'll give you a new set of teeth that'll make you look like a celebrity, but not actually make you a celebrity.