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Policy 123: The Official Guide to Doing the Minimum

This policy outlines the bare minimum effort required to achieve maximum efficiency. It is not for the faint of heart, nor for those seeking a challenge.

Section 1: The Three-Minute Rule

• Any task that can be solved in under three minutes should be solved in under three minutes.
• Any task that cannot be solved in under three minutes should be avoided.

Section 2: The Five-Word Rule

• Any email or message sent to a colleague should contain exactly five words: "I have finished the task, it is done."
• Any email or message that does not contain exactly five words will be considered subpar.

Subsection 1: The Art of Procrastination

Subsection 2: The Science of Doing the Bare Minimum