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Q: What's the deal with the whole Ponzi thing?

A: It's not a scheme, it's just an investment opportunity... we promise.

Q: How much money will I make if I invest?

A: Let's just say you'll be swimming in cash, like Scrooge McDuck, but without the duck.

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Q: What about the risks? Won't I get in trouble?

A: Don't worry, we've got lawyers, accountants, and a really nice accountant-lawyer hybrid who'll sort it all out for you.

Q: Can I get my money back if I withdraw?

A: Well, there might be some... "fees" involved. But hey, it's all part of the process, right?

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