Welcome, Fellow Illuminati Members
We're the secret society that controls the world. Don't look at us, we're not controlling you... much.
Our Secret Hand Signs
- Thumb to the left, thumb to the right: "I'm a member, but not really, nope."
- Tap your nose three times: "I'm a level 2 initiate, but don't tell anyone."
- Twirl your mustache (if you have one): "I'm a level 3, and I'm here to give you a wedgie."
Don't worry, our hand signs are totally not going to get us caught by the Illumi- police.
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