Step 1: Gather Minions

First, we'll need a horde of obedient, brainwashed followers. Preferably with an affinity for shiny objects and an inability to think critically.

Recruit Minions

Brainwash Minions

Condition Minions for Compliance

Once you've gathered and conditioned your minions, it's time to...

Step 2: Develop an Inescapable Mind-Control Device

We're talking laser-based, thought-policing, free-will-eradicating technology. The kind that'll make our subjects love us, but only because they have to.

Develop Inescapable Mind Control Device

Field Test Mind Control Device

With our mind control device at the ready, we'll be able to...

Step 3: Launch a Series of Cerebral Waves

Using our device, we'll broadcast a wave of soothing, yet controlling, brain waves that'll make our subjects do our bidding.

Launch Cerebral Waves

Monitor Subjects' Conditions