No, No, NO! Don't Ask the Scammer!

It's not like we're going to give you any actual information or anything.

Are you looking to invest in a surefire scheme to make your fortune? Look no further! Our Ponzi scheme is the most profitable way to lose all your money.

We'll just send you a fancy email with some fake projections and promises, and before you know it, you'll be out a small fortune... and a few more.

Don't worry about the fine print, we'll just tell you it's for "administrative purposes" when you ask questions.

Side Effects:

• Loss of life savings and/or life savings of loved ones
• Regret and disappointment
• Uncontrollable urge to watch grass grow

Subpages:

• Our Ponzi is Not a Ponzi (It's a Legitimate Investment Opportunity!)
• Ponzi Scheme Tips and Tricks (Don't Try This at Home)

// PonziScheme.java
public class PonziScheme {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
		// Generate fake investment projections and send them to victims
	}
}