We're more like a... uh, "community investment opportunity"? Yeah, that's it.
Join us and you'll receive a FREE t-shirt! (Just kidding, there is no t-shirt. Or is there?)
Read the fine print!(Note: The fine print is actually just a bunch of tiny font on a piece of paper in a locked box in a hidden room.)
Hear from our satisfied "investors"!(They're actually just our friends who we bribed with free pizza.)
Frequently Asked Questions(Because who needs actual answers, anyway?)