Our Ponzi Scheme is Not a Ponzi Scheme!

Because we're not actually selling you anything

We're more like a... uh, "community investment opportunity"? Yeah, that's it.

Join us and you'll receive a FREE t-shirt! (Just kidding, there is no t-shirt. Or is there?)

Read the fine print!

(Note: The fine print is actually just a bunch of tiny font on a piece of paper in a locked box in a hidden room.)

Hear from our satisfied "investors"!

(They're actually just our friends who we bribed with free pizza.)

Frequently Asked Questions

(Because who needs actual answers, anyway?)