You know, I was wondering, maybe it was the squirrel. The one that stole all the world's cheese. I mean, think about it. Squirrels are notorious for their love of nuts, but have you ever stopped to consider the existential implications of their actions?
I mean, if they're stealing all our cheese, aren't they, in effect, controlling our diets? And if so, are we just pawns in their game of nut-based psychological manipulation?
Read More about Squirrel Logic Maybe it was something else, though...
Or maybe, just maybe, it was something else entirely.
But let's be real, we all know the truth. It was the Squirrel.
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