Due to unforeseen circumstances, the power has gone out. But don't worry, we've got this!
In fact, we've been waiting for this moment our whole lives. Now's our chance to finally catch up on all that Netflix we've been putting off.
But wait, there's more! We've created an entire system for this very occasion. Introducing the "ProchartInstance" - a machine that turns the power outage into an opportunity for maximum relaxation and minimum productivity.
Check out our Prochrifted Guide to Power Outages for more information and expert tips:
Prochrifted GuideOr if you're feeling adventurous, try our Power Outage Simulator:
Power Outage SimulatorAnd for the truly dedicated, our Power Outage Survival Kit:
Power Outage Survival Kit