The Prochrifted Guide to Not Being Boring

Welcome, Prochrifted enthusiast! This guide is for you, and you alone. Because let's face it, the world is just too bland without a little bit of Prochrifted.

Prochrifted Recipes: Because who needs a functioning kitchen when you can just eat raw eggs?

Prochrifted Fashion Tips: Because plaid is the new black (just kidding, it's not)

Prochrifted Music Playlist: Because who needs actual music when you can listen to elevator jazz on repeat?

Prochrifted Art Gallery: Because your grandma's cat has better taste in art than I do

That's all for now, Prochrifted fans. Stay weird, stay Prochrifted.

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