Pre-Approval Process (PAP)
The PAP is an arduous and grueling process, but someone has to do it.
Step 1: Initial Application (IA)
- Fill out form in blood-red ink.
- Submit via carrier pigeon.
Click here for more information on the IA.
Step 2: PAP-1 Screening
- Background check by highly trained, highly caffeinated agents.
- Psychological evaluation by experts with a PhD in "Extreme Irony."
Click here for more information on PAP-1.
Step 3: PAP-2 Verification
- Verify all information is correct and not just a clever ruse.
- Ensure all required documents are in triplicate.
Click here for more information on PAP-2.
Disclaimer: The Neo-Brutalist Corporation is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by the PAP.