Pre-Approval Process (PAP)

The PAP is an arduous and grueling process, but someone has to do it.

Step 1: Initial Application (IA)

• Fill out form in blood-red ink.
• Submit via carrier pigeon.

Step 2: PAP-1 Screening

• Background check by highly trained, highly caffeinated agents.
• Psychological evaluation by experts with a PhD in "Extreme Irony."

Step 3: PAP-2 Verification

• Verify all information is correct and not just a clever ruse.
• Ensure all required documents are in triplicate.

Disclaimer: The Neo-Brutalist Corporation is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by the PAP.