Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? A: 42, duh.
Q: How do I become a certified Bureaucrat? A: It's a long process, but we'll get to that later.
Q: Can I wear a bright yellow jumpsuit to work? A: Only on Fridays.
Q: Why do the stapler always look so smug? A: Because it's a stapler, and it's judgmental.
Q: What is the deal with the coffee machine always being out of order? A: It's a union thing.