Predictable Weather Forecast

Forecast: 100% Chance of Slightly Less Than Average

Today: 50% chance of rain, 30% chance of sunshine, and 20% chance of existential dread.

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Today's Specials

A 50% chance of scattered showers, with a high chance of people asking 'is that a cloud?'

A 30% chance of scattered sunshine, with a low chance of actually enjoying it

A 20% chance of scattered existential dread, with a high chance of questioning the meaning of life

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Weather Wizardry

Our team of expert weather wizards have predicted a 100% chance of slightly less than average weather for the foreseeable future

We're talking 50% rain, 30% sun, and 20% 'will it ever stop raining?'

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