Today: 50% chance of rain, 30% chance of sunshine, and 20% chance of existential dread.
A 50% chance of scattered showers, with a high chance of people asking 'is that a cloud?'
A 30% chance of scattered sunshine, with a low chance of actually enjoying it
A 20% chance of scattered existential dread, with a high chance of questioning the meaning of life
Consult the prophets of oldOur team of expert weather wizards have predicted a 100% chance of slightly less than average weather for the foreseeable future
We're talking 50% rain, 30% sun, and 20% 'will it ever stop raining?'
See the 2023 forecast