FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Galactic Union of Intergalactic Bureaucrats (GUIB) is pleased to announce that our new "Bureaucratic Red Tape Reduction Initiative" has been successfully launched in 37 dimensions.

ประก this initiative aims to reduce the number of forms, permits, and other administrative hurdles that our member worlds face when navigating the complexities of intergalactic trade and commerce.

According to GUIB Chairbeings, Lord Highness P. Bottomsworth, " prophets of doom have long predicted the downfall of our great union due to the crushing weight of red tape, but we've proven them wrong minimalist forms, streamlined procedures, and a dash of bureaucratic ingenuity."

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