Our fearless leader, Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, has finally discovered the perfect use for that dusty old VHS player that's been taking up space in the corner of the conference room.
After years of speculation, countless dead-end projects, and at least three team-building exercises, Mr. Bottomsworth has found that the VHS player can be repurposed as a makeshift coffee table.
When asked for comment, Mr. Bottomsworth stated, "I was thinking outside the box. Or, rather, inside the VCR."
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