Released: 02/02/2023
In a shocking turn of events, we are pleased to announce that our Non-Update Policy is still, in fact, not updated.
We had initially planned to update it, but then we forgot.
As a result, we are forced to issue a press release to remind everyone that our previous press release was not, in fact, updated either.
Our team has been working tirelessly to achieve the impossible: doing nothing.
We are proud to say that our team members have managed to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent on the same task.
Join us in our No-Thing Happens Event and celebrate the art of inaction with us!