Pretentious Expectations: The Art of Being Unimpressed

Here, you will find an extensive library of subpages dedicated to the art of being pretentious, yet somehow still managing to be unimpressed. It's a delicate balance, but someone's got to try.

Subpages:

• Pretentious Art
• Pretentious Literature
• Pretentious Music
• Pretentious Cuisine

Featured Pretensions:

Overrated

We're not saying it's overrated, but have you ever tried to read the latest bestseller by that one author everyone loves? Yeah, that's a real page-turner.

Underappreciated

Who needs appreciation, anyway? It's not like we're not already over here, underwhelmed.

Underwhelming

Because who needs to be impressed, anyway? We're already underwhelmed.