Welcome, discerning listener, to the most refined and cultured experience in all of Overpriced Coffee land. Here, you'll find the most esoteric and avant-garde sounds to elevate your sensibilities and make you feel superior to the common rabble.
Sonic Art Gallery features an extensive collection of sounds guaranteed to make you feel like a connoisseur of the finer things in life.
Symphonic Snobbery is our special collection of orchestral masterpieces designed to make you roll your eyes in disdain at the plebeian masses.
Ear Trumpet Ensemble is an avant-garde group of musicians who will make you question the very fabric of reality with their unorthodox use of the ear trumpet.
Or, if you're feeling particularly pretentious, try our Pretentious Mixtape featuring the most overhyped and overplayed tracks to make you feel like a true aficionado.