Warning: The following subpages contain extremely pretentious and possibly hazardous content.
Did you know that pretentiousness has been around since the dawn of time? In fact, the first pretentious person was probably a caveperson who refused to share their mammoth-sized portion of mammoth steak.
But, of course, that's not the only story. Some say it was the ancient Greeks who first discovered the art of pretentiousness, using it to complain about the lack of decent wine in their amphora.
Fast forward to today, and we see pretentiousness thriving in every corner of the world. From art critics to tech bloggers, everyone's got a pretentious opinion or two.
But don't just take my word for it! Visit our Pretentiousness in Art Criticism subpage for more on this fascinating topic!
Do you know the difference between a 'gourmet' and a 'gourmand'? No? Well, let us enlighten you! A 'gourmet' is someone who eats escargot and complains about the presentation, while a 'gourmand' is someone who eats escargot and complains about the taste.
But that's not all, folks! Our Foodie Fauxpas subpage is dedicated to exposing the worst foodie fauxpas of the century (so far).
Did you know that some people think that 'tech' is a synonym for 'magic'?
Well, let us tell you that's just plain wrong! Our Tech Ranting 101 subpage will set you straight.
Do you know what it means to be pretentious? Let us show you! Our Pretentious Personality Disorder subpage is a must-read (or must-scroll, rather).