Warning: The following levels of pretentiousness are not to be taken lightly. Prolonged exposure to these levels may cause permanent damage to your sense of humor, your social life, and your ability to form meaningful relationships.
Levels 1-10 of Pretentiousness
- Level 1: The Art of Sarcasm
- Level 2: The Science of Snobbery
- Level 3: The Pretentiousness Index
- Level 4: The Art of Condescension
- Level 5: The Science of Superciliousness
- Level 6: The Art of Superiority
- Level 7: The Pretentiousness Index
- Level 8: The Index of Inferiority
- Level 9: The Art of Arrogance
- Level 10: The Science of Smugness