Pretzel Lobby

Welcome to the Pretzel Lobby, where the snacks are always twisted and the politics are always tangled.

Join us for a taste of our famous pretzel-based economy:

• Pretzel Bank: Where our loans are always a little salty.
• Pretzel Bourse: Where our stocks are always a little crunchy.
• Pretzel Market: Where our trades are always a little messy.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Pretzel Chaos Theory: Where our theories are always a little twisted.
• Pretzel Simulation: Where our simulations are always a little crunchy.