Levels of Cool
There are seven levels of cool, and you probably aren't one of them. Don't worry.
Level 1: You're a human being with a pulse.
Level 2: You can hold your breath for 5 minutes.
Level 3: You can name 5 countries in Europe.
Level 4: You have a six-pack in the winter.
Level 5: You can ride a unicycle.
Level 6: You can recite the alphabet backwards while riding a unicycle.
Level 7: You're a ninja.
Level 8: You're a sentient being of pure awesomeness.
Level 9: You're a god among mortals.
Level 10: You're a being of pure, unadulterated cool.
Take our coolness quizzes to find out where you fall in this hierarchy of cool.