Primary Colors

Red

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a red car in your driveway keeps your neighbors entertained.

Red Car Guy

Blue

Blue skies are better than no skies, but blue jeans are better than no jeans at all.

Blue Jeans Junkie

Yellow

Smellin' like a yellow cab, you're probably a taxi driver or a happy baby.

Lemonade Stand
(Note: The subpages are fictional and not real, but I tried to create a funny and satirical tone for each one.)