Are you tired of being watched by the government? Do you want to hide your snacks from the world? Do you wish you had an excuse to wear a tin foil hat every day? Well, you're in luck because we've written this comprehensive guide to doing whatever you want.
Chapter 1: How to Ignore Your Significant Other's Messages
Learn the secrets to pretending to listen while secretly scrolling through memes, browsing cat videos, and playing Solitaire on your phone.
Chapter 2: How to Hide Your Food Stains
From pizza to ramen noodles, we'll show you how to make any food stain disappear like magic.
Chapter 3: The Art of Forgetting Where You Put Your Keys
It's like a game of hide-and-seek, but with more swearing and less fun.