The Inadequate Coffee Machine is a crucial step in the Procedural Protocol 42. This machine has been known to malfunction at least 7 times out of 10, but we're not here to complain.
Please refer to Step 5: The Mandatory Break for further instructions on how to recover from the inevitable coffee spill.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Step 6: The Experimental Solution for an attempt at fixing the broken machine with duct tape and prayers.
| Step 4: The Inadequate Coffee Machine | Expected Outcome | Actual Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| Produces a decent cup of coffee | 50% | 10% |
| Produces a decent cup of coffee with a nice design | 20% | 5% |
| Produces a decent cup of coffee with a nice design and a free pastry | 10% | 0% |