Step 4: The Inadequate Coffee Machine

The Inadequate Coffee Machine is a crucial step in the Procedural Protocol 42. This machine has been known to malfunction at least 7 times out of 10, but we're not here to complain.

Please refer to Step 5: The Mandatory Break for further instructions on how to recover from the inevitable coffee spill.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Step 6: The Experimental Solution for an attempt at fixing the broken machine with duct tape and prayers.

Step 4: The Inadequate Coffee Machine Expected Outcome Actual Outcome
Produces a decent cup of coffee 50% 10%
Produces a decent cup of coffee with a nice design 20% 5%
Produces a decent cup of coffee with a nice design and a free pastry 10% 0%