Procrastination Tips - A Guide to Doing Nothing

Here are a few tips on how to do absolutely nothing:

• 1. Play video games for 12 hours straight. You've earned it!
• 2. Spend an entire day reorganizing your DVD collection. It's a never-ending task!
• 3. Create an intricate system for making the perfect sandwich. It's science!
• 4. Spend 10 years perfecting your surrealist skills. Who needs food or water?
• 5. Collecting antique socks: A true art form. You never know when they'll be valuable!