Hi, I'm Bob "The King of Procrastination" Johnson, and I should know a thing or two about putting things off. As someone who has spent decades perfecting the art of doing nothing, I'm here to share my top tips on how to procrastinate like a pro.
Why I Never Maintain a To-Do List
What Happens When You Let Your Socks Pile Up
And, as a special bonus, check out my latest book, "The Procrastinator's Guide to Success" - it's only available on Amazon... after I've written it. Where is Amazon, anyway?