This is a guide for the discerning programmer who's lost in the wilderness of code.
We're here because the coffee shop down the street ran out of coffee and we had to find something better.
We see the world through the eyes of a programmer. It's a world of endless possibilities and crippling anxiety.
We see code that's as clear as glass, and code that's as opaque as a brick wall.
We do what programmers do best: we type, we debug, and we complain about the weather.
We do it all while wearing our favorite "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.