- 1. I'm sorry, I've been busy debugging my code.
- 2. I've been stuck in an infinite loop of work.
- 3. I'm not a programmer, I'm a software engineer.
- 4. I'm not interested in your social life, I'm interested in algorithms.
- 5. I've been experiencing a 500 error in my love life.
These excuses are not guaranteed to be true or funny.